adventuresintimeandspace:

Here are some scientific facts about blood loss for all you psychopaths writers out there.

shizukan:

Free! :: Edo Period AU
If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

jiidesu:

niicolodean:

  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 

tuna-tetrazzini:

I’m lance corporal Levi and you’re watching Disney channel

PSAT's: Do not post anything about the test online.
Students:
PSAT's: It is illegal and you could get in serious trouble if you do.
Students:
PSAT's: You could even be arrested for doing so.
Students: ......
PSAT's: DON'T YOU DARE-
Students: *creates PSAT Fandom*
PSAT's: NO!!
Students: *#PSAT is now trending on twitter*
PSAT's: I WILL DESTROY YOUR SCORE SHEET!!
Students: *start a cult that worships young sensei as their lord and savior*
PSAT's: I WILL BEDAZZLE YOU! AND MAKE YOU WRITE MORE PARAGRAPHS IN SCRIPT!
Students: B̴̟̼͟u̥̯̤̜̪̘͞t̡̨̜̝͔́ ̴̰̝̟h̰ͅa̶̬̥̱̹͖v̠̝̰͙̪́e҉̛̣̣̹͖̤̝̱̞͇ ̼̭̻̫̙̰́y̶̧͖̤͈͚o̰̳̞̯̝̖͠u̢̮̱͕͜ ̙̗̙̹͖r̰̬̤͘͢͝ͅe̬̹̰̼͓̬͓a̪̠̥͜l̨͇͚͉̪͎̫͘͞ḻ͇̦̪͓͢y̛͙̱ ̛͈͓̠͙̩̘̳ͅS̝̥̰̪͢E͏͖̭̘̮̼̩͡E̥̺̘̫͙͓͞N̴̲͔̼̣̯͚͟ ̸͇̱t̶̸̢̹̞͎̰̤̭̼̬̜h̺̯͈̤̤͙̺́͡e͏͍̪̻̩̀ͅ ̀҉̶̪̣̯̮͈G̤͔͙͍͍̤̻ŗ̩̬̞a͉̫͔̙͔͜n̴̶̝͔̺͟ḍ͓ ̙͓̟̪̻͍̙̠͙͝C͉͓̯̠̻̜̱̦͢͟a̧͘҉̙̳̗̖̖̞͙ṇ̶̭̜̱̱̳̰y͢҉̗̰̪̟̱̗̥͝o̷̢̙̬̟͖̲̩n̵͎͔̮̙̣?̶͍̟̰̠͖̀
taking the PSAT
student: i don't feel well
student: im going to pu-
student: *runs out of the classroom*
teacher:
teacher:
teacher: *pulls out flamethrower*
teacher: I must DESTROY the answer sheet

iwishihadafather:

Gotta look fresh for the skeleton war, fuckboy

piexv:

psychedelicpaprika:

mostflogged:

Let’s go on a date, Ryuko-chan!!!!!

Our Queen Lady Satsuki ✂ FB/tumblr
Ryuko Matoi ✂ FB/tumblr
Mako Mankanshoku ✂ FB/tumblr
Photographer ✂ FB/tumblr

I MISS YOU ALL SO MUCH

You guys are just perfect i cant ( ´͈ ॢꇴ `͈ॢ)・*♡

crime investigation show

qtbot:

hacker: im booting up the computer
detective: in ENGLISH god damn it !

me: *drawing*
cousin: why are her thighs so big? you should make them skinner..
me: i hope you understand that that is a thing i could never bring myself to do